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Posts Tagged ‘mirrors’

A World Without Borders

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

A World Without Borders

Borders is going out of business. Not those invisible little lines that divide land and create social disorder, no I’m referring to the book stores. In fact if you head over to a Borders store you’re likely to see giant signs advertising that “Everything’s on sale 40 to 60 percent off.”

Sounds great right?!  Well not for Borders, but for us…Yahtzee! So off I went, and as I began browsing I realized something sinister was afoot. Borders didn’t actually want to sell me their merchandise. And not just me, they didn’t want to sell it to anyone! They wanted to keep it for themselves. Now no one came out and said it, but I could tell.

How? Well items that would normally cost you$ 10, $15 or even $20 at any other store were $40 to $50 dollars at Borders. In fact I left there and went to Target and found a DVD for $9.99, the exact and I mean exact same DVD was at Borders for $39.99! Now according to my math department, even with a 40% discount that’s still way more than I should be spending.

Gee, I wonder why they’re going out of business. I’m so shocked!

Selling the exact same merchandise at insanely higher prices than other stores, RIDICULOUS! They should be ashamed of themselves, I mean is that stuff better just because it came from Borders?!

Doesn’t River Glass Designs sell the same Frameless Showers at higher prices than other places?

WHAT?!?!!!

WHO SAID THAT?!?!!!!

Well, let me help you understand something, yes, we’re not the cheapest when it comes to Frameless Showers…and that’s a good thing.

We use only the highest quality products; in fact we are so confident in the way our hinges are manufactured that they come with a lifetime warranty. Not from the manufacturer, the warranty comes directly from us.

We offer six different standard pulls and 5 standard finishes so that each customer can find one that fits their taste without having to pay more.

We have the world’s most meticulous and detail oriented estimators and installers, because you don’t just want a Frameless Shower, you want handcrafted slice of luxury.

So we do have one thing in common with Borders, we are great at what we specialize in. For Borders its books, not DVD’s or games or music or toys, simply books. And for us it’s glass, glass showers, mirrors, shelves, and more.

So in conclusion…River Glass Designs, we’re more than great coats….Wait I think that’s….another….

What I meant to say was River Glass Designs, We’re everywhere you want to be…

….River Glass Designs…Where’s the beef????

I’m confused now….

Christian F.

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OJ – not Simpson…the actual Juice…that you drink…

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

OJ   not Simpson...the actual Juice...that you drink...

Do you like orange juice? Of course you do! Unless your some kind of silly head or something.

I bet you even have a favorite brand…What is it? Wait! On the count of 3 say it out loud.

1

2

3!!!

Now apologize to whoever’s around you. Because no one knows what you’re doing, because no one reads this blog.

Back to the topic at hand: I also bet if I told you that orange juice is orange juice, if I said it’s all the same and all tastes the same, you would wholeheartedly disagree – wouldn’t you?

In fact you would no doubt argue that your favorite is the best, offering some sort of awkward explanation, which would only make you seem crazy and prove that you have way too much free time.

I would also bet  there’s been an instance where money was tight and you figured you’d just get that generic brand of orange juice. BIG MISTAKE! Which I’m sure you immediately realized as you took your first sip of the orange flavored battery acid with an aftertaste to match.

But it does help you see that sometimes, it’s better to spend a little more to get the good stuff.

Frameless Showers, Mirrors, and this business we call glass is the same. Like orange juice there’s a ton of choices, but only you can decide what’s best for you. We can all try and convince you whose best or what’s best, but I’m sure it can, at times, make us, sound crazy. Glass is glass. It’s the experience that differs.

You can go for the cheap stuff, but prepare for the aftertaste. Or you can spring for the premium. Now I would love to be able to say: “River Glass Designs is the premium, the only premium!”

But that’s not true, there are others, companies who also love this industry and do their utmost to provide beautiful quality products. Even still, we would love to give you a taste of our service and workmanship. So give us a call, shoot us an email or drop by the showroom.

Because the best part of waking up, is Fold…g…ers… in… your…cup

That’s coffee…

…not orange juice…uh…

Do you like coffee? Of course you do! Unless your some kind of silly head or something.

I bet you even have a favorite brand…What is it? Wait! On the count of 3 say it out loud…

Christian F.

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Weight Loss

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Weight Loss

Weight Loss…

It’s becoming ever popular.  It used to just be Richard Simmons sweatin to the oldies., while the rest of us ate pizza, chili dogs, and played Nintendo.

But what started with one flamboyant man dancing to the temptations, turned into to Tai-Bo, which gave way to our current situation: Atkins, Hip Hop Abs, P90X, my personal favorite: Flirty Fitness, The Biggest Loser and of course Globo Gym!

Everyone wants to be in shape – my goal is a circle or sphere!

However, even I  have to admit, that getting in shape is contagious. Like yawning or dengue fever. Everyone here at River Glass Designs has caught the fever. We’ve made it our goal to eat right and become physically fit. Or maybe I should say want to be able to physically fit into our clothes. If I’m being honest and I’m not, we’ve all become a little jealous of Justin – he’s the “skinny” one.

We’re not envious of how he looks or anything, he’s no George Clooney, he’s not even George Lopez. Just kidding he’s very attractive tolerable. It’s more a jealousy of things skinny people can do. Like wearing t-shirts, going swimming, shopping at Banana Republic and kissing Whitney…

…Wait…I mean um…Well what I meant to say is that…Never mind! Moving On…

Working in a place filled with mirrors and glass you are constantly seeing yourself and we are all ready to improve that reflection. Perhaps you are too. So give us a call, we can provide you with custom mirror work for your home gym, bathroom, dressing room and vanity. This way, you too, can see a better reflection of yourself.

Now it’s time for me to go get some pizza…uh… I of course mean time for me to go kiss whit..n..e..y…Wait! Wait! No! No! I um…I uh just meant…

Never mind!!!!

Christian F.

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We’re Back…

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Were Back...

Well the New Year has begun and now it’s back to work, back to school, back to life. However it was nice having a little break the last couple of weeks.

But in the words of Soul II Soul “Back to Life, Back to Reality.”

No doubt with the New Year ahead of us many of you have resolved to live better: watching what you eat and fine tuning the way you look. And at River Glass Designs we can help. Hear me out. You’ll need to see the progress you’re making, so why not get a custom mirror from us. This way you can watch yourself transform in perfect clarity.

What about after you workout you’ll be all sweaty and need to shower, but no more hiding behind that stinky old shower curtain. No, no my friend show off your progress in a beautiful custom frameless shower.

Of course if you’re a little shy we can always frost it.

Christian F.

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